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Oh no what's happening help me somebody

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ああ、何が起こっているのか私に誰かを助ける

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Oh, I'll help someone out what's going on

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ああ、私は何が起こっているか誰かを助けるでしょう

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Oh, I will help someone what is happening

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ああ、私は何か起こっている人を助ける

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Oh, I will help someone's happening

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ああ、私は誰かが起こっているのを助ける

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Oh, I will help someone's happening