YOU SAID:
Oh no! You've pooped on my shoe!
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ああ違います！あなたは私の靴に疲れ果ててきた!
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Different from the Oh! You've worn my shoes!
INTO JAPANESE
違う、ああ!私の靴を着用しました!
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No, Ah! I wear my shoes!
INTO JAPANESE
いや、ああ!私は私の靴を着用!
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Oh no! I wear my shoes!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ違います！私は私の靴を着用!
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Different from the Oh! I wear my shoes!
INTO JAPANESE
違う、ああ!私は私の靴を着用!
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No, Ah! I wear my shoes!
INTO JAPANESE
いや、ああ!私は私の靴を着用!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh no! I wear my shoes!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ違います！私は私の靴を着用!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Different from the Oh! I wear my shoes!
INTO JAPANESE
違う、ああ!私は私の靴を着用!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, Ah! I wear my shoes!
INTO JAPANESE
いや、ああ!私は私の靴を着用!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh no! I wear my shoes!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ違います！私は私の靴を着用!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Different from the Oh! I wear my shoes!
INTO JAPANESE
違う、ああ!私は私の靴を着用!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, Ah! I wear my shoes!
INTO JAPANESE
いや、ああ!私は私の靴を着用!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh no! I wear my shoes!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ違います！私は私の靴を着用!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Different from the Oh! I wear my shoes!
INTO JAPANESE
違う、ああ!私は私の靴を着用!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, Ah! I wear my shoes!
INTO JAPANESE
いや、ああ!私は私の靴を着用!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh no! I wear my shoes!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ違います！私は私の靴を着用!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Different from the Oh! I wear my shoes!
INTO JAPANESE
違う、ああ!私は私の靴を着用!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No, Ah! I wear my shoes!
INTO JAPANESE
いや、ああ!私は私の靴を着用!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh no! I wear my shoes!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ違います！私は私の靴を着用!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Different from the Oh! I wear my shoes!
INTO JAPANESE
違う、ああ!私は私の靴を着用!
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