YOU SAID:

Oh phooey, where did I put my pants?

INTO JAPANESE

ああばか、どこに置いた私のズボンですか。

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Oh fool, where put on my pants?.

INTO JAPANESE

ああ愚か者、私のズボンに置く場所か。

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Place Oh fools, my pants?

INTO JAPANESE

ああ愚か者は、私のズボンを置くか。

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Oh fool, put in my pants?

INTO JAPANESE

ああ愚か者、私のズボンを置くか。

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Oh fool, my pants put?

INTO JAPANESE

ああ愚か者、私のズボンを置くか。

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Oh fool, my pants put?