YOU SAID:

OK, but seriously, where is my hand?

INTO JAPANESE

わかりましたが、真剣に、私の手はどこにありますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Okay, but seriously where is my hand?

INTO JAPANESE

さて、しかし真剣に私の手はどこですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, but where are my hands seriously?

INTO JAPANESE

さて、しかし、私の手は真剣にどこにありますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, but where are my hands seriously?