YOU SAID:

OK, this is going to make your eyes tear up: 🦮💖🐕. but this is going to make you laugh: 🐈💨🙀.

INTO JAPANESE

OK、これはあなたの目を引き裂くでしょう：🦮💖🐕。しかし、これはあなたを笑わせるでしょう：🐈💨🙀。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

OK, this will tear your eyes: 🦮💖🐕. But this will make you laugh: 🐈💨🙀.

INTO JAPANESE

OK、これはあなたの目を引き裂くでしょう：🦮💖🐕。しかし、これはあなたを笑わせるでしょう：🐈💨🙀。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

OK, this will tear your eyes: 🦮💖🐕. But this will make you laugh: 🐈💨🙀.