YOU SAID:

Okay today we are going to eat tidepods

INTO JAPANESE

さて、今日はタイドポッドを食べるつもりです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, today I'm going to eat a tide pod

INTO JAPANESE

さて、今日は潮汐ポッドを食べようと思います

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, I'm going to eat a tidal pod today.

INTO JAPANESE

さて、今日は潮汐ポッドを食べようと思います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, I'm going to eat a tidal pod today.