YOU SAID:
Once I swear a ghost pushed me
INTO JAPANESE
幽霊が私を突き飛ばしたと誓ったら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you swear a ghost pushed me away
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが幽霊が私を押しのけたと誓うなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you swear the ghost pushed me away
INTO JAPANESE
幽霊が私を押しのけたのなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a ghost pushed me away
INTO JAPANESE
幽霊が私を押しのけたら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
if a ghost pushes me away
INTO JAPANESE
幽霊が私を押しのけたら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
if a ghost pushes me away
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
