YOU SAID:
Once upon a time I stabbed a duck
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、私はアヒルを刺した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I stabbed the duck
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、私はアヒルを刺した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I stabbed the duck
That didn't even make that much sense in English.