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once upon a time me and my brother engaged in the great snot war. I won though, he didn't die but just got put in a hospital full of stinky gorillas

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昔々、私と弟は大鼻水戦争に従事していました。私は勝ったが、彼は死ななかったが、臭いゴリラでいっぱいの病院に入れられた

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Once upon a time, my brother and I were engaged in a runny nose war. I won, but he didn't die, but was put in a hospital full of stinky gorillas

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昔々、兄と私は鼻水戦争に巻き込まれていました。私は勝ったが、彼は死ななかったが、臭いゴリラでいっぱいの病院に入れられた

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Once upon a time, my brother and I were involved in a runny nose war. I won, but he didn't die, but was put in a hospital full of stinky gorillas

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、兄と私は鼻水戦争に巻き込まれていました。私は勝ったが、彼は死ななかったが、臭いゴリラでいっぱいの病院に入れられた

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Once upon a time, my brother and I were involved in a runny nose war. I won, but he didn't die, but was put in a hospital full of stinky gorillas