YOU SAID:
once upon a time not long ago i was a hoe and im admitting it
INTO JAPANESE
遠い昔 私は生まれた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I was born.
INTO JAPANESE
遠い昔 私は生まれた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, I was born.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.