YOU SAID:

Once upon a time not long ago I was a hoe.

INTO JAPANESE

昔々、私はuponでした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, I was upon.

INTO JAPANESE

遠い昔 私は生まれた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, I was born.

INTO JAPANESE

遠い昔 私は生まれた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, I was born.