YOU SAID:

once when i was eight i touched a grill and it hurt a whole darn lot dude

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私は8歳の時に一度私はグリルに触れ、それは全体のくそくさい男を傷つけた

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At the age of eight I touched the grill once and it hurt the whole messy man

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8歳のときに私は一度グリルに触れ、それは全体の厄介な男を傷つけた

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When I was 8 I touched the grill once and it hurt the whole nasty guy

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私が8歳のとき私は一度グリルに触れ、それは全体の厄介な人を傷つけた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I was 8 I touched the grill once and it hurt the whole messy person

INTO JAPANESE

私が8歳のとき、私は一度グリルに触れ、それは全体の汚い人を傷つけました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I was 8 I touched the grill once and it hurt the whole dirty man

INTO JAPANESE

私が8歳のとき、私は一度グリルに触れ、それは全体の汚い人を傷つけた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I was 8 I touched the grill once and it hurt the whole dirty man