YOU SAID:
One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces!
INTO JAPANESE
今日のうちの1つ、私はあなたを小さな断片にします！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One of today, I will make you a small piece!
INTO JAPANESE
今日の1つは、私はあなたを小さい部分にします！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One of today, I will make you a smaller part!
INTO JAPANESE
今日の1つは、私はあなたをより小さな部分にします！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One of today, I will make you a smaller part!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
