YOU SAID:
One time i ate a couch cushion
INTO JAPANESE
一度はソファクッションを食べた
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Once I ate sofa cushion
INTO JAPANESE
ソファークッションを食べたら
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If you eat a sofa cushion
INTO JAPANESE
ソファクッションを食べるなら
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If you eat sofa cushion
INTO JAPANESE
ソファクッションを食べれば
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If you eat sofa cushion
Well done, yes, well done!