YOU SAID:

One time this dude shoved his thing in my face and I spit on it before I realized what it was.

INTO JAPANESE

あるとき、この男は私の顔に彼のことを突き刺しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

One time this guy stuck him in my face.

INTO JAPANESE

ある時、この男は私の顔に彼を貼り付けました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

One time this guy stuck him on my face.

INTO JAPANESE

ある時、この男は私の顔に彼を貼り付けました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

One time this guy stuck him on my face.