YOU SAID:
oof ow ouch my bones. my wife broke them and ran away. Sharon why did you leave come back i still love you
INTO JAPANESE
oof わー痛い私の骨。私の妻はそれらを壊した、逃げた。まだあなたを愛して、残すあなたはなぜシャロンが戻ってくる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
OOF!. bones hurt me. My wife broke them and fled. Come back why Sharon is still in love with you and keep you
INTO JAPANESE
OOF。骨は、私を傷つけます。私の妻はそれらを壊したし、逃げた。シャロンはまだあなたを愛してなぜ戻って来るし、あなた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
OOF. Bone breaks my heart. My wife broke them and then fled. Sharon still loves you, and come back to why you
INTO JAPANESE
OOF。骨は、私の心を壊します。私の妻はそれらを破ったし、して逃げた。シャロンはまだして、なぜに戻ってきてを愛するあなた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
OOF. Bone breaks my heart. My wife broke them and then fled. Sharon come back yet, why you love
INTO JAPANESE
OOF。骨は、私の心を壊します。私の妻はそれらを破ったし、して逃げた。シャロンはまだ帰って来ない、あなたを好きな理由
BACK INTO ENGLISH
OOF. Bones break my heart. My wife broke them and ran away. Sharon has not come back yet, why you like
INTO JAPANESE
OOF。骨は私の心を壊します。私の妻は彼らを壊して逃げ出した。シャロンはまだ戻ってこなかった、なぜあなたは好きですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
OOF. Bones break my heart. My wife broke down and ran away. Sharon has not returned yet, why do you like it?
INTO JAPANESE
OOF。骨は私の心を壊します。私の妻は壊れて逃げました。シャロンはまだ戻っていない、なぜあなたはそれを好きですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
OOF. Bones break my heart. My wife broke and ran away. Sharon has not returned yet, why do you like it?
INTO JAPANESE
OOF。骨は私の心を壊します。私の妻は壊れて逃げました。シャロンはまだ戻っていない、なぜあなたはそれを好きですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
OOF. Bones break my heart. My wife broke and ran away. Sharon has not returned yet, why do you like it?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.