YOU SAID:
Ooh, somebody stop me, I'm laughing!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、誰かが私を止めて、私は笑っている！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, someone stop me, I'm laughing!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、誰かが私を止めて、私は笑っている！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, someone has stopped me, I am laughing!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、誰かが私を停止、私は笑っている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, someone stop me, I'm laughing!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、誰かが私を止めて、私は笑っている！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, someone has stopped me, I am laughing!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、誰かが私を止めている、私は笑っている！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, someone stop me, I'm laughing!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、誰かが私を止めて、私は笑っている！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, someone has stopped me, I am laughing!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、誰かが私を止めている、私は笑っている！
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