YOU SAID:
Ooh! We're halfway there! Ooh! Living on a prayer!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ!私達は途中であります!ああ!祈りの生活!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ah! we are in the Middle! Oh! prayer life!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ!途中でしております。ああ!祈りの生活!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh! I'm in the middle. Oh! Prayer life!
INTO JAPANESE
ああ!私は真ん中です。ああ!祈りの生活!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh! I'm in the middle. Oh! Prayer life!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.