YOU SAID:
Ooooh, you touch my tralala, hmmmm, my ding ding dong.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私のトラララに触ったら、うーん、ディンディンドン。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, when you touch my tralala, mmm, ding ding dong.
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、私のトラララに触れると、うーん、ディンディンドン。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, when you touch my tralala, mmm, ding ding dong.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.