YOU SAID:
Oppai. Darkness is oppai.
INTO JAPANESE
お っ ぱい。暗闇はオッパイです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oppai. Darkness is an oppai.
INTO JAPANESE
お っ ぱい。闇はオッパイです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oppai. Darkness is an oppai.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.