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other" Cousin Ben: I can't offer you a legally binding union, it won't hold up in the state, the county or frankly any court in the world due to your age, lack of a license and failure to get parental consent BUT the ritual does carry a very important mor

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だから州でも、国でも どの裁判所でも 役に立たない 歳が足りないし 許可書がないし

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It won't hold up in the state, the county, or, frankly, any courtroom in the world due to your age, lack of a license, and failure to get parental consent.

INTO JAPANESE

だから州でも、国でも どの裁判所でも 役に立たない 歳が足りないし 許可書がないし

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It won't hold up in the state, the county, or, frankly, any courtroom in the world due to your age, lack of a license, and failure to get parental consent.