YOU SAID:
Owo m-mistew owbama pwease hewp me
INTO JAPANESE
私は恋人です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a lover.
INTO JAPANESE
恋人であり. .
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a lover
INTO JAPANESE
恋人であり. .
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a lover
That didn't even make that much sense in English.