YOU SAID:
pass the crumpets please you silly sausage
INTO JAPANESE
しわくちゃのソーセージをしてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please make a crumpled sausage
INTO JAPANESE
しわくちゃのソーセージを作ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please make a crumpled sausage
That didn't even make that much sense in English.