YOU SAID:

pee poo i farted uh oh that is stinky what the helllll oh my god no way yipee

INTO JAPANESE

おしっこウンチしちゃったぜああ臭いぜああまさかイイペー

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I pooped, I smell, I smell, I smell, I smell.

INTO JAPANESE

うんこ臭い臭い臭い

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Poop, smell, smell, smell.

INTO JAPANESE

うんこ、匂い、匂い、匂い。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Poop, smell, smell, smell.