YOU SAID:
Pimento U, oh sweet P.U.! Thy fragrant aura scents the air!
INTO JAPANESE
ピメントU、ああ甘いP.U.!あなたの香りのオーラは空気を香ります!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pimento U, oh sweet P.U.! Your scented aura will smell the air!
INTO JAPANESE
ピメントU、ああ甘いP.U.!あなたの香りのオーラは空気の匂いを嗅ぐでしょう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pimento U, oh sweet P.U.! Your scented aura will smell the air!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.