YOU SAID:

Play football like someone just hit your other in the face with 2 by 4

INTO JAPANESE

2人で4人で顔をたたくようにサッカーをする

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Two people play soccer as if four people hit their faces

INTO JAPANESE

2人で4人が顔を殴るようにサッカーをする

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Two people play soccer as if four people hit their faces