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YOU SAID:

Please buy me an apple and leave me alone.

INTO JAPANESE

りんごを買って、そのままにしてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Buy an apple and leave it alone.

INTO JAPANESE

リンゴを購入し、そのままにしておきます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Buy an apple and leave it alone.

Equilibrium found!

You should move to Japan!

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