YOU SAID:

Please defecate in my general direction when you have a moment to spare.

INTO JAPANESE

余裕があれば、私の一般的な方向に排便してください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you can afford to bowel in my general direction.

INTO JAPANESE

私の一般的な方向に排便する余裕があれば。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you can afford to bowel in my general direction.