YOU SAID:

Please don't murder me, Mr potato face

INTO JAPANESE

ください私は、氏のジャガイモ顔殺してはなりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Should I kill Mr potato face does not.

INTO JAPANESE

ジャガイモ顔は氏を殺す必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You must kill the Mr potato face.

INTO JAPANESE

氏のジャガイモ顔を殺す必要があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You must kill the Mr potato face.