YOU SAID:
Please kindly eat a bag of penises.
INTO JAPANESE
親切ペニスの袋を食べてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat the kind Dick bag.
INTO JAPANESE
ディックのバッグの種類を食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat a Dick bag type.
INTO JAPANESE
ディックのバッグタイプを食べる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat a Dick bag type.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.