YOU SAID:
Please pass me the peas, I'll please them while I pee.
INTO JAPANESE
エンドウ豆を私に渡してください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please pass me the peas.
INTO JAPANESE
私にエンドウ豆を渡してください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please pass me the peas.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.