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YOU SAID:

please slit a wrist today just call 0800-slit-wrist

INTO JAPANESE

今すぐ手首をスリットしてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please slit your wrist now.

INTO JAPANESE

手を出せ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Gimme your hands.

INTO JAPANESE

手を出せ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Gimme your hands.

Equilibrium found!

Come on, you can do better than that.

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