YOU SAID:
Please vigorously dishonour yourself with a cucumber
INTO JAPANESE
きゅうりで元気よくお皿を洗ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please wash the dishes with cucumbers
INTO JAPANESE
きゅうりと皿を洗ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wash the cucumbers and dishes
INTO JAPANESE
きゅうりと皿を洗う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Wash the cucumbers and dishes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
