YOU SAID:
Pleaseeatsomeshit! Yourassishappy! Ihaveahugerod!
INTO JAPANESE
おねがいします!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I need your help
INTO JAPANESE
助けていただきたいのです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I need your help.
INTO JAPANESE
助けていただきたいのです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I need your help.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.