YOU SAID:

Pokemon devoured my family and killed my ambiguous Canadian wife.

INTO JAPANESE

ポケモンはとりこに私の家族と私のあいまいなカナダの妻を殺した。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pokemon slashed my family and my ambiguous Canadian wife.

INTO JAPANESE

俺の家族と、俺の群れを 失望させた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I let down my family, and my flock.

INTO JAPANESE

俺の家族と、俺の群れを 失望させた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I let down my family, and my flock.