YOU SAID:
poopy doopy doobity doo ive got a little poopy for you
INTO JAPANESE
poopy doopy doobity doo iveはあなたのために少しうんちを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
poopy doopy doobity doo ive has a little poo for you
INTO JAPANESE
poopy doopy doobity doo iveは少しうんちがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
poopy doopy doobity doo ive has a little poo
INTO JAPANESE
poopy doopy doobity doo iveは少しうんちがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
poopy doopy doobity doo ive has a little poo
That didn't even make that much sense in English.