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potatoes are taking over the world they have huge wings and shiny metal plated armor that grows with them each time they eat someone

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ジャガイモは世界を席巻しています。巨大な翼と光沢のある金属メッキの鎧があり、誰かを食べるたびに成長します。

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Potatoes are sweeping the world. It has huge wings and shiny metal-plated armor that grows every time someone eats it.

INTO JAPANESE

ジャガイモは世界を席巻しています。それは巨大な翼と誰かがそれを食べるたびに成長する光沢のある金属メッキの鎧を持っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Potatoes are sweeping the world. It has huge wings and shiny metal-plated armor that grows every time someone eats it.