YOU SAID:
potatoes eat the lost chilldren
INTO JAPANESE
じゃがいもは失われた冷え物を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Potatoes eat lost chills
INTO JAPANESE
ジャガイモは失われた悪寒を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Potatoes eat lost chills
That didn't even make that much sense in English.