YOU SAID:

praise god hallelujah im still depressed because my toilet paper just isnt tasty anymore

INTO JAPANESE

私のトイレットペーパーはもう美味しくないので、神ハレルヤはまだ落ち込んでいます

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My toilet paper is no longer delicious, so God Hallelujah is still depressed

INTO JAPANESE

私のトイレットペーパーはもはや美味しくないので、神ハレルヤはまだ落ち込んでいます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My toilet paper is no longer delicious so God Hallelujah is still depressed

INTO JAPANESE

私のトイレットペーパーはもはや美味しくありませんので、神ハレルヤはまだ落ち込んでいます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My toilet paper is no longer delicious so God Hallelujah is still depressed