YOU SAID:
Prehistoric Pitcher is my waifu
INTO JAPANESE
先史時代のピッチャーは私のワイフです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Prehistoric pitcher is my wife
INTO JAPANESE
先史時代の投手は私の妻です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The prehistoric pitcher is my wife
INTO JAPANESE
先史時代の水差しは私の妻です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The prehistoric jug is my wife
INTO JAPANESE
先史時代の水差しは私の妻です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The prehistoric jug is my wife
That didn't even make that much sense in English.