YOU SAID:

Put the cheese in your pants and no one gets hurt

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あなたのズボンにチーズを入れ、誰が傷つく

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Put the cheese in your pants and hurt someone

INTO JAPANESE

あなたのズボンにチーズを入れ、誰かを傷つける

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Put the cheese in your pants, or hurt anyone

INTO JAPANESE

あなたのパンツをチーズを入れたり、誰かを傷つける

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Put the cheese in your pants, or hurt anyone