YOU SAID:
Pyre, pyre, pants on fire!
INTO JAPANESE
薪、薪、ズボンに火がつく!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Firewood, firewood, pants on fire!
INTO JAPANESE
薪、薪、ズボンが燃える!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Firewood, firewood, pants on fire!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.