YOU SAID:
Quit dropping soap in the toaster! It isn't fair, especially when you light the house on fire! Why do you do this to me?
INTO JAPANESE
石鹸をトースターに落とさないでください！特に家に火をつけているときは公平ではありません！なぜあなたは私にこれを行うのですか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not drop the soap on the toaster! It's not fair, especially when the house is on fire! Why do you do this to me?
INTO JAPANESE
石鹸をトースターに落とさないでください！特に家が燃えているとき、それは公平ではありません！なぜあなたは私にこれを行うのですか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not drop the soap on the toaster! It's not fair, especially when the house is on fire! Why do you do this to me?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
