YOU SAID:

Ref you spilled my beer on that deer and it said "Oh dear!"

INTO JAPANESE

あの鹿に私のビールをこぼして「なんてこった！」

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And I spilled my beer on that deer, and I said, "Oh my God!"

INTO JAPANESE

鹿にビールをこぼして「なんてこった！」と言いました

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I spilled a beer on the deer and said, "Oh my God! And I said,

INTO JAPANESE

鹿にビールをこぼして「なんてこった！」と言いました。

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I spilled a beer on the deer and said, "Oh my God!” he said.

INTO JAPANESE

私は鹿にビールをこぼし、「なんてこった！」と言いました。

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I spilled a beer on the deer and said, "Oh my God!” he said.