YOU SAID:

remember a couple weeks ago and you tried to reach the crackers and then you tried to jump and hit your head on the jar

INTO JAPANESE

数週間前を覚えて、クラッカーに到達しようし、ジャンプして、jar ファイルにあなたの頭をヒットしようと、

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Remember a few weeks ago, and try to reach the crackers, jump, and try to hit your head in a jar file