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right when im writing this, qibli is playing subway surfers on his 5 year old kindle fire , hes mad that there is stains on the screen and that kindles are literal trash

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私がこれを書いているとき、qibliは彼の5歳のKindleの火で地下鉄のサーファーを演じています、彼は画面に汚れがあり、Kindleが文字通りゴミであることに怒っています

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As I write this, qibli plays a subway surfer on the fire of his 5-year-old Kindle, he's angry that the screen is dirty and the Kindle is literally garbage.

INTO JAPANESE

私がこれを書いているとき、qibliは彼の5歳のKindleの火で地下鉄のサーファーを演じています、彼は画面が汚れていて、Kindleが文字通りゴミであることに腹を立てています。

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As I write this, qibli plays a subway surfer on the fire of his 5-year-old Kindle, he's angry that the screen is dirty and the Kindle is literally garbage.