YOU SAID:
Rub some bacon on it.
INTO JAPANESE
それにベーコンをこすりなさい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
And rub rub the bacon.
INTO JAPANESE
そして、ベーコンをこする。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Then scrape bacon.
INTO JAPANESE
その後、ベーコンをこすります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Then scrape bacon.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.