YOU SAID:

Russian Machine never breaks, In Soviet Russia Machine breaks you.

INTO JAPANESE

ロシアの機械は決して壊れないソビエトのロシアの機械はあなたを壊す

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Russian machines will never break, Soviet Russian machines will break you.

INTO JAPANESE

ロシアの機械は決して壊れないソビエトのロシアの機械はあなたを壊す

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Russian machines will never break, Soviet Russian machines will break you.