YOU SAID:
Salutations, my totes tubular homies!
INTO JAPANESE
あいさつ文、私のトートバッグ管状の相棒!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Greetings, my tote bag tubular companion!
INTO JAPANESE
あいさつ、私のトートバッグ管状コンパニオン!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Greetings, my tote bag tubular companion!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.