YOU SAID:
Sam I Am because I ain't no sham. Yams!
INTO JAPANESE
サム私はシャムがないので。ヤマイモ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sam I am not Siamese. Yams!
INTO JAPANESE
サム私はシャムではないです。ヤマイモ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sam I am not Siamese. Yams!
Come on, you can do better than that.